Counting sheep

This post was actually done on Monday.. But I was too busy caroling Ba Ba Black Sheep in between trying to get Mix FM to support my cause that I forgot to post it altogether ;)

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I am in such a foul mood today. I just cannot tolerate stupid people...I will not even bother to try. They always piss me off and boy, they did it big time this afternoon. Why are they at the positions they hold now when they have brains as small as peanuts is beyond my comprehension. Sheesh!

So, I am now going to take up Mix FM's challenge to 'count the sheep' and calm myself out of this foul mood before I snap at people..definitely not to those who don't deserve my tantrums. It will be totally unfair on them right? So, let me start counting the sheep now...

One, two, three, four, five......... twenty-one, twenty-two....

Mix FM

Yup, that's my favourite radio station and I always listen to their breakfast show on my way to work. As its name suggests, it is a radio station with a mix of everything and it suits a person with mixed (or messed up) personality like me well. What I love most is the Phua Chu Kang (from MediaCorp, Singapore) segment.. Although they kept playing the same recorded slots again and again nowdays, I still laugh out loud whenever I listened to one since Phua Chu Kang is so funny and original. He even make sense at times and some of his funny quotes bring good message too. A recent one that I can still remember is 'Those who don't flush, do not blush!' Make sense eh? And I wonder what would he say about those who on top of not flushing, even take photos of their own excretions and uploaded them onto their blogs for public viewing. Emmmm....What say you PCK?

Back to Mix FM. Of all the days, Mix FM managed to piss me off this morning. Ada ka they played on air friday's news this morning?? Worst, it was the exact word by word till the end! Hello!! It is called news for a good reason...if we want to hear old stories, we would have called it 'olds' instead of 'news' right? The producer must have dozed off in the studio since Friday for not realising the obvious error. Sheesh!

Oh...and Liverpool managed to piss me off today too... ada ka only managed a draw with Luton last night.. Luton? Luton?????? Sheesh!

Ok... take a deep breath and continue counting ryzah...

Emm..On the second thought, maybe I should sing Ba Ba Black Sheep over and over again instead. It is more exciting than counting and I am bad at maths anyway..

A note to Mix FM: You want to modify your anger management campaign now? I can be your campaign manager..

Ba ba black sheep
Have you any wool...
Yes sir, yes sir
Three bags full...
(take a deep breath and repeat..)